ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenting is ten percent love
and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is. Then they leave and take both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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