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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your alarm didn't wake you.
The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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