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SUNDAY, 8 MAY 1983
You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
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