ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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