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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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