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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment.
The candles are outnumbering the years you've got left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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