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- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
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- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
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- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
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