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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
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- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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