ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good.
The studio has a 100% chance of your money.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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