ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your partner says they'd be lost without you.
They'd be lost for about eighteen months. Then they'd take up pottery.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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