ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again."
That's also the plan for your job next quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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