ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "taking a social media break".
You announced it on social media. Twice. With a carousel.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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