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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your friends' group chat went quiet.
It didn't. They made a new one. Same name, one fewer person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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