ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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