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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A full review is ongoing.
Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review to live.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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