ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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