ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Not all who wander are lost.
You are. The map gave up.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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