ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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