ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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