ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "that's so me" about a horoscope.
It also described 600 million other people and a goldfish.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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