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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
FRIDAY, 28 OCTOBER 1983
Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.
They were picked first. You're what was left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
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