ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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