ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment.
The candles are outnumbering the years you've got left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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