ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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