ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You wanted a mini-me.
You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost to you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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