ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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