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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees are getting different memos now, mostly from a specialist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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