ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
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— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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