ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started saying "oof" when you sit down.
That's the countdown, out loud.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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