ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got a houseplant to "take care of something".
It died. Even the plant had better boundaries than you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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