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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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