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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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