ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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