ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway.
Written down first, so the guilt has paperwork.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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