ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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