ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "taking a social media break".
You announced it on social media. Twice. With a carousel.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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