ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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