ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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