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ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED

DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SUNDAY, 21 OCTOBER 1984
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
  2. You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
  3. Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
  4. You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
  5. You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
  6. Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
  7. Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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