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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
FRIDAY, 19 OCTOBER 1984
You rage quit because the game was rigged.
You were also just bad. Both can be true.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
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