ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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