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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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