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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not getting older.
You're getting closer. That's worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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