ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world.
Your overdraft found it first. It's been compounding you since 2017.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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