ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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