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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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