ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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