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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Tomorrow is a fresh start.
Your problems have the new address. They've already moved in.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
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- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
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- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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