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WEDNESDAY, 31 JULY 1985
You said you're "booked and busy".
Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching a show you've already seen four times.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
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