ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "built different".
You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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